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You're shopping at your favorite grocery store. Suddenly you notice Mark Maurer in the aisle next to you (his loud, distinct accent gave him away). What do you do?

Votes
Tell your guide dog to charge forwards and show him about alternatives to traveling with a cane.0 %
0
Pull out your cell phone and call all your Fellow Federationists0 %
0
Rush forwards to meet him, breaking your cane in the process.25 %
1
Grab a microphone from a nearby shelf and start shouting about radicals who wear sleepshades and sell things from street corners0 %
0
Mark Maurer? Who is he exactly?25 %
1
Who flippin cares?50 %
2

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